Another acronym for you! HIMYM = How I Met Your Mother :)
What can I say about HIMYM? Clearly, it's a wonderful show - or I wouldn't be writing about it, but to explain it is difficult. KIDDING, it's so easy to explain. It's funny, there's lots of sarcasm, there is a gorgeous man that's a main character, Minnesota is frequently mentioned, and so is Canada. Oh and a few more things to mention: The Pineapple Incident, Slap Bet, The Bro Code, and Barney Stinson.
If those things aren't enough to convince you of the amazing-ness of HIMYM, maybe this will... one more acronym! NPH = Neil Patrick Harris. NPH is the best part of the show. Oh, and did I mention that NPH = Barney Stinson? Cause it's true. An awesome guy/actor playing another awesome guy...that can't turn out to be anything but glorious :)
NPH is almost the sole reason to watch HIMYM. He is the most glorious person ever. He is gorgeous, funny, and unfortunately gay :( Why must he be so cruel to the women of this world?! Still, he does a fantastic job of playing a straight man. A straight man who is also a man-whore. Aahh, what else can I say about NPH? He is just amazing. He's Barney Stinson!
NPH is not only in HIMYM, but several movies as well. I've seen him in Starship Troopers, Undercover Brother, Dr. Horrible, and Beastly. He is such a versatile actor, it's crazy. AND HE CAN SING!!!!! Not just like, acceptable singing either. It is full on amazing, perfect singing. :)
I think I have done enough obsessing over NPH for one post. Perhaps I'll do a post on only NPH. I'm not sure when it will happen, but I'm pretty sure it will. He is just so awesome, I can't run out of stuff to say about him. :) So a post just on NPH should be up sometime soon-ish. :)
What should my next post be about? If I don't get any ideas in comments by midnight tomorrow, I will do some poetry. That is a promise :)
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Number One Fan!
Okay...I know this is only my seventh post...but only 7 total comments?! It makes me feel like a bad blogger!
So, based on both present comments and overall promise of future comments, I have decided to give out a Number One Fan award. I will be doing this roughly every 3-4 weeks from now on.
Including all of my previous posts, there were three readers that commented. Although one of those readers commented twice, rather than the other two commenting only once, I have decided that their overall promise of future comments is lower than that of another reader. The reader I speak so highly of is none other than The Cooler Jacobs.
CONGRATS 'THE COOLER JACOBS'!! You are the first winner of my
So, based on both present comments and overall promise of future comments, I have decided to give out a Number One Fan award. I will be doing this roughly every 3-4 weeks from now on.
Including all of my previous posts, there were three readers that commented. Although one of those readers commented twice, rather than the other two commenting only once, I have decided that their overall promise of future comments is lower than that of another reader. The reader I speak so highly of is none other than The Cooler Jacobs.
CONGRATS 'THE COOLER JACOBS'!! You are the first winner of my
#1 FAN AWARD
Wear this title proudly, and keep up the comments. You never know when someone will sneak up and take the title from you.
It's All About AVPM!!
Youtube is such a glorious place where so many wondrous things are discovered. There's the Hunter videos, Dramatic Reading of a Break Up Letter, all Eminem music videos, and of course AVPM!!!
For those of you not cool enough to understand acronyms, AVPM stands for A Very Potter Musical, and it is the the best thing ever! AVPM is a fan-made musical that is also a revised and summarized plot of all the Harry Potter books. Now to explain why "It's All About AVPM!!" there are several things I must cover, ordered from least awesome to most awesome (but even the least awesome is AWESOME).
10. The Horcrux Finding Amulet - there is an amulet that detects the presence of horcruxes and apparently speaks to you and tells you where they are. :P
9. Malfoy is played by a girl - it's a short chick, and she wears a blond wig that is constantly adjusted throughout the play (which is played off as Malfoy calming himself). And her accent is hilarious.
8. Everyone has a Zefron obsession - there is literally a poster of Zac Efron in Dumbledore's office. Also, Dumbledore is wearing a High School Musical shirt for the entire play.
7. Dumbledore is kind of a jackass - he is consistently mean to Hermione and Malfoy. Insulting them at almost random points
6. Cho Chang is white - pretty self explanatory...but she also has a (terribly fake) southern accent.
5. Malfoy rolls on the floor A LOT - at entrances, when moving across the stage, and when talking to people.
4. Ron is ALWAYS eating - at one point he even has a giant Hershey's bar.
Jealous! I WANT A GIANT HERSHEY'S BAR!!!!
3. Darren Criss - just awesome. End of story right there.
2. Voldy and Quirrell - ah, what a pair! So adorable!!!! :)
1. VOLDY!!!! - he is the most adorable, misunderstood, funny guy who just needed to be loved. :):):):):):):):) [plus the actor - Joe Walker - is SUPER hot :)]
I would love to say more, but I've given away too much already... I know it sounds crazy right now...but I promise that it is fabulous! It's funny, witty, and there is excessive swearing - which I always love.
I hope I have convinced you to make the best and most important decision of your life - to watch AVPM.
By the way there is also a A Very Potter Sequel! And they are probably making a threequel! LOVE!! :D
For those of you not cool enough to understand acronyms, AVPM stands for A Very Potter Musical, and it is the the best thing ever! AVPM is a fan-made musical that is also a revised and summarized plot of all the Harry Potter books. Now to explain why "It's All About AVPM!!" there are several things I must cover, ordered from least awesome to most awesome (but even the least awesome is AWESOME).
10. The Horcrux Finding Amulet - there is an amulet that detects the presence of horcruxes and apparently speaks to you and tells you where they are. :P
9. Malfoy is played by a girl - it's a short chick, and she wears a blond wig that is constantly adjusted throughout the play (which is played off as Malfoy calming himself). And her accent is hilarious.
8. Everyone has a Zefron obsession - there is literally a poster of Zac Efron in Dumbledore's office. Also, Dumbledore is wearing a High School Musical shirt for the entire play.
7. Dumbledore is kind of a jackass - he is consistently mean to Hermione and Malfoy. Insulting them at almost random points
6. Cho Chang is white - pretty self explanatory...but she also has a (terribly fake) southern accent.
5. Malfoy rolls on the floor A LOT - at entrances, when moving across the stage, and when talking to people.
4. Ron is ALWAYS eating - at one point he even has a giant Hershey's bar.
Jealous! I WANT A GIANT HERSHEY'S BAR!!!!
3. Darren Criss - just awesome. End of story right there.
2. Voldy and Quirrell - ah, what a pair! So adorable!!!! :)
1. VOLDY!!!! - he is the most adorable, misunderstood, funny guy who just needed to be loved. :):):):):):):):) [plus the actor - Joe Walker - is SUPER hot :)]
I would love to say more, but I've given away too much already... I know it sounds crazy right now...but I promise that it is fabulous! It's funny, witty, and there is excessive swearing - which I always love.
I hope I have convinced you to make the best and most important decision of your life - to watch AVPM.
By the way there is also a A Very Potter Sequel! And they are probably making a threequel! LOVE!! :D
Monday, October 24, 2011
To Obsess or Not to Obsess...TOTALLY OBSESS!!!
There is an illness, an undiagnosed illness. It affects more people in this great country than is realized. It is a sometimes debilitating illness and those who suffer from it have been known to (frequently) cause harm to others. The illness is powerful, possessive, and occasionally dangerous. And it DOES have a name:
It is called "Obsessive Compulsive Perfectionism" (OCP) and it is very similar to OCD, only much more severe. Instead of suffering from multiple compulsions, they suffer from only one - and it is to have everything be perfect. The side effects of this illness include: high stress levels, mood swings, periods of mania and depression, hair pulling and/or loss, lack of sleep, and amazing grades. There are several other side effects that were not mentioned.
Ha! I love the idea of this. It's so out there and crazy and just plain logical in a weird way. I've got some odd friends and they have some even more odd justifications for their "odd-ness." And it is hilarious to hear what they come up with! OCP is just one of them :)
I'm just playin'! I love my gurls. :) And I only make fun of them BECAUSE I love them. It's just how my sick, twisted, and warped mind works. o_O
I wish I had more to say on the topic of OCP, but this ended up being a very short blip of weird brain activity...OH WELL!!
Ha. Well, if anyone out there is reading...please tell me SOMEONE is...hit me up with some comments about future posts. I'm running out of awesome shit I come up with myself!
It is called "Obsessive Compulsive Perfectionism" (OCP) and it is very similar to OCD, only much more severe. Instead of suffering from multiple compulsions, they suffer from only one - and it is to have everything be perfect. The side effects of this illness include: high stress levels, mood swings, periods of mania and depression, hair pulling and/or loss, lack of sleep, and amazing grades. There are several other side effects that were not mentioned.
Ha! I love the idea of this. It's so out there and crazy and just plain logical in a weird way. I've got some odd friends and they have some even more odd justifications for their "odd-ness." And it is hilarious to hear what they come up with! OCP is just one of them :)
I'm just playin'! I love my gurls. :) And I only make fun of them BECAUSE I love them. It's just how my sick, twisted, and warped mind works. o_O
I wish I had more to say on the topic of OCP, but this ended up being a very short blip of weird brain activity...OH WELL!!
Ha. Well, if anyone out there is reading...please tell me SOMEONE is...hit me up with some comments about future posts. I'm running out of awesome shit I come up with myself!
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Men in Tights...or Spandex
Picture if you will, just for a moment...men in spandex. And not the fake shit, the real, stretchy, tight, clingly stuff.
My school witnessed this phenomenon at an assembly after school today. Some were repulsed, some found it hilarious. I believe it was both of those, plus some extra sexual attraction...damn some of those guys have nice asses!
'What the fuck kind of school do you go to where you see football players in spandex at assemblies' is what some of you may be thinking. But believe me, it isn't any type of radical, new-age school. It's just a school that cares. Let me explain.
The entire shennanigan started with fundraising for the Eagles Cancer Telathon. All the fall sports sold t-shirts to raise money. The football coach then made a mistake by challenging the volleyball girls to a selling competition with the football team. Whichever team sold less shirts had to do the other team's conditioning drills in front of the school. As you can imagine, that would put the girls in shoulder pads and the guys in...spandex. The volleyball team, as underdogs, were victorious over the football guys and today was the magical day where the whole school got to see the 'junkular region' of every football player enhanced through the spandex.
From a very sexual woman's point of view (that being my own), it was at first giggle inspiring, but once the workout started it quickly became repulsive. The boys had to run and jump and squat and crawl in their spandex and we got to witness the whole thing - unedited. My point:
Dudes should NEVER wear short shorts. They may have nice asses. And they may have some killer legs (indirect quote from Amanda), but those legs don't get tan...and don't get shaved.
So ladies, if you ever see a guy in short shorts or spandex, please slap him across the face as hard as you possibly can. Do it for America if not for yourself. Come on, we all know as chicks that there is a deep urge and compulsion to just randomly slap some guy. Chicas - here is your chance to experience that quintessential moment! Sieze the opportunity if it arises! Again, if not for yourself, do it for AMERICA.
However, watching those guys do that workout was fulfilling...and hilarious. NO MORE COMPLAINING ABOUT WARRIORS!!! :D At least, that should be the case :)
If I can, I shall get a video up of the assembly so you all can see what I got to see today.
I must ado to my man's house :) Another post soon. Again...comments welcomed/recommended for options for my next post :)
My school witnessed this phenomenon at an assembly after school today. Some were repulsed, some found it hilarious. I believe it was both of those, plus some extra sexual attraction...damn some of those guys have nice asses!
'What the fuck kind of school do you go to where you see football players in spandex at assemblies' is what some of you may be thinking. But believe me, it isn't any type of radical, new-age school. It's just a school that cares. Let me explain.
The entire shennanigan started with fundraising for the Eagles Cancer Telathon. All the fall sports sold t-shirts to raise money. The football coach then made a mistake by challenging the volleyball girls to a selling competition with the football team. Whichever team sold less shirts had to do the other team's conditioning drills in front of the school. As you can imagine, that would put the girls in shoulder pads and the guys in...spandex. The volleyball team, as underdogs, were victorious over the football guys and today was the magical day where the whole school got to see the 'junkular region' of every football player enhanced through the spandex.
From a very sexual woman's point of view (that being my own), it was at first giggle inspiring, but once the workout started it quickly became repulsive. The boys had to run and jump and squat and crawl in their spandex and we got to witness the whole thing - unedited. My point:
Dudes should NEVER wear short shorts. They may have nice asses. And they may have some killer legs (indirect quote from Amanda), but those legs don't get tan...and don't get shaved.
So ladies, if you ever see a guy in short shorts or spandex, please slap him across the face as hard as you possibly can. Do it for America if not for yourself. Come on, we all know as chicks that there is a deep urge and compulsion to just randomly slap some guy. Chicas - here is your chance to experience that quintessential moment! Sieze the opportunity if it arises! Again, if not for yourself, do it for AMERICA.
However, watching those guys do that workout was fulfilling...and hilarious. NO MORE COMPLAINING ABOUT WARRIORS!!! :D At least, that should be the case :)
If I can, I shall get a video up of the assembly so you all can see what I got to see today.
I must ado to my man's house :) Another post soon. Again...comments welcomed/recommended for options for my next post :)
Attack of the School Day
Blech. School. Homework. I gotta write a paper for my English class using 4 fiction sources (3 if using all novels). And I need to find connections to a common theme in each one. I do NOT like this assignment! I have two sources already and we're supposed to be researching more right now...but I'm a procrastinator. To the max. So far though it hasn't really done any damage to my grades. I've got fabulous grades :)
But hey, I'm a senior bitches! Finally. I've been waiting for this year since I could understand what a senior was. Ha. So many awesome things this year. Valleyfair, Senior trip to the Dells, and prolly a ton more awesome stuff. I can't wait to be done. I gotta get out of this shithole. Heading to (prolly) Mankato for college! Ready to rock that shit out. But my wench is gonna be far away :(
I am so bored. School is dumb and I wish I could ditch. But no, I don't have my license, and it's all my parents' fault. I nagged and nagged but they didn't get me into classes until now! So I'm taking driver's training as a SENIOR, every weeknight for two weeks from 6 to 9....and still sneaking out after midnight every night to see my man. Oh yeah, and then getting up for school the next morning at 6:30. At least there's no school the rest of the week! MEA ya'll!!! I get to do nothing for three days :D
But alas, the school bell calls me to my next adventure. I must leave you now :(
However, another post will be coming soon! I hope that has you on the edge of your seats.
Next post I'm thinking poetry...or whatever my fabulous readers suggest!!!
But hey, I'm a senior bitches! Finally. I've been waiting for this year since I could understand what a senior was. Ha. So many awesome things this year. Valleyfair, Senior trip to the Dells, and prolly a ton more awesome stuff. I can't wait to be done. I gotta get out of this shithole. Heading to (prolly) Mankato for college! Ready to rock that shit out. But my wench is gonna be far away :(
I am so bored. School is dumb and I wish I could ditch. But no, I don't have my license, and it's all my parents' fault. I nagged and nagged but they didn't get me into classes until now! So I'm taking driver's training as a SENIOR, every weeknight for two weeks from 6 to 9....and still sneaking out after midnight every night to see my man. Oh yeah, and then getting up for school the next morning at 6:30. At least there's no school the rest of the week! MEA ya'll!!! I get to do nothing for three days :D
But alas, the school bell calls me to my next adventure. I must leave you now :(
However, another post will be coming soon! I hope that has you on the edge of your seats.
Next post I'm thinking poetry...or whatever my fabulous readers suggest!!!
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Starting Out With a BANG!
Okay so check this (I talk like a gangster every now and then BTW), I'm on a dance team at my school - like the kind of dance team where we go to competitions every goddamn Saturday during December and January. And as much as I love the other girls on the team, they wear on my every last nerve! We went to see the new Footloose today as a team; let me just explain what that entailed: a half hour car ride there AND back. Like I said, I love those girls - they're my homies - but I am just not the type of person to be happy and excited all the fucking time, and some of them are.
The season starts November 1st and even though it's my senior year (finally, thank FUCKING GOD) I don't know how I'm gonna survive!! At least my wench (a.k.a Bea - my best friend) is also not a peppy person so we can do our own shit during the season.
Like party our asses off! And by party, of course I mean sit on our asses at my house and do absolutely nothing.
But legit, I love to dance. Dancer til I die bitch! I've been dancing since pre-k. That makes this...like....(basic math OMG) my fourteenth year. I do kick (for dance team), lyrical, some jazz and a little bit of hip hop. It's funny...as much as I talk like a "G" I do not like to do hip hop. It just ain't my thing. Lyrical is though. Lyrical is the shit! Same with contemporary, even though I haven't been able to try it :( In what other kinds of dance do you get to actually show what you're feeling?! Or use any kind of emotion other than a gigantic fake smile the whole time? Lyrical is real.
For reals though...I'm tired as fuck...and I better get some sleep before I gotta sneak out to go see my man :) oh yeah, and I've got school tomorrow. LAME!!
nighty night my dears :):)
The season starts November 1st and even though it's my senior year (finally, thank FUCKING GOD) I don't know how I'm gonna survive!! At least my wench (a.k.a Bea - my best friend) is also not a peppy person so we can do our own shit during the season.
Like party our asses off! And by party, of course I mean sit on our asses at my house and do absolutely nothing.
But legit, I love to dance. Dancer til I die bitch! I've been dancing since pre-k. That makes this...like....(basic math OMG) my fourteenth year. I do kick (for dance team), lyrical, some jazz and a little bit of hip hop. It's funny...as much as I talk like a "G" I do not like to do hip hop. It just ain't my thing. Lyrical is though. Lyrical is the shit! Same with contemporary, even though I haven't been able to try it :( In what other kinds of dance do you get to actually show what you're feeling?! Or use any kind of emotion other than a gigantic fake smile the whole time? Lyrical is real.
For reals though...I'm tired as fuck...and I better get some sleep before I gotta sneak out to go see my man :) oh yeah, and I've got school tomorrow. LAME!!
nighty night my dears :):)
Me, Myself, And I
Hey, just wanna let ya'll know what this blog is gonna be about. It's pretty much just a place for me to get all my random-ass thoughts out into the world. I'm a crazy mo-fo so I just wanna warn you that now. One day I might be putting some lovey dovey poetry on here, and the next I'm ranting about my fucked up love life. So if you still wanna stick around to get to know me, go right ahead.
If there are any readers out there, I just wanna say I shall be loyal to you and love you always! And reply to any comments as soon as I possibly can :D
An actual post (declaring my randomness) will be up soon!
If there are any readers out there, I just wanna say I shall be loyal to you and love you always! And reply to any comments as soon as I possibly can :D
An actual post (declaring my randomness) will be up soon!
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