I'm probably late again with this post, but what-evs. I've been busy. Stop harassing me! Oh...wait...I have no readers to do that....
OH WELL! :P
On a...less schizo note...the post. You know the title is true, but do you know where I'm going with it? Probably, but I'll tell you anyway. I love to build up the suspense :)
Okay, fine. It's about jobs/working, getting a job, and all that other shit that comes with being a "responsible adult." BLEH!
Job = MONEY :D , but working = SUCK D: Still, you need the :( to get the :). How unfortunate is that?! Ha well I'm sure most of you are 'cool' and are already a member of the work force; however, I am NOT. The only reason I wish I was is for the aforementioned happy thing.....(money). If I could get paid ridiculous amounts of money to sit on my ass, I would probably take that job in a heartbeat. Oh who am I kidding, forget the probably! I totally would..because I AM A LAZY FUCK. And I'm quite proud of it. I am also a high ranking member of the Procrastinators Union. For some reason, it took like, a few years for me to get my certificate. ;)
Back to working (UGH). Although I am not getting a regular paycheck, I am in the process of finding one. And it is a stupid process! I've applied to 5 stores online and 4 stores the old fashioned way. So far, I've heard back from three of them. Target essentially told me 'you suck, we're not hiring you.' I had an interview at Old Navy on Thursday - could go either way, but I'm thinking it'll probably be another 'f*** you.' As far as the third (DOTS!!! :D), I have an interview coming up on Wednesday. I truly hope I get this job because DOTS is freaking AMAZING! Imagine getting a discount on their clothes! :) Oh I could just die :)
Soooo enough about boring old me. Tell me about your working life!!!! I'm positive it's more impressive/interesting than mine. Mostly because it probably exists. Leave it in the comments!
Post again hopefully within a week (maybe two). LOVE!
Sunday, July 22, 2012
Friday, July 13, 2012
Admit It...You Have a Problem
Oopsie. I did a naughty...I'm late with my post. My most sincere apologies to you all. :)
On to the next!
Guilty Pleasures. We all have them - they're those things you do or habits you have that don't make sense to anyone. Sometimes not even yourself. But for some inexplicable reason, you enjoy it...so you can't stop.
They are nothing to be ashamed about....okay, they're usually embarrassing, but who cares. They are called guilty pleasures for a REASON! haha
Anyways...what I'm trying to say in a very roundabout way so I write more in this post, is that this is a safe place. You are all free to talk about your GPs without fear of judgement. Okay, I'll judge you a lot, but I won't actually SAY anything mean! So still feel free to vent and rant and talk openly about any of your GPs. Unless they're totally not appropriate for the internet... JK! But seriously...nothing freaky.
I'll start I suppose. My guilty pleasure is a TV show. A very cliche and overly dramatic TV show - One Tree Hill to be exact. I'm not sure if you're supposed to do something to television titles or not. Let me check OWL@Purdue quick! **time elapses - like 5 minutes**
Okay, I was too lazy to check OWL, so I did the next best thing - Yahoo Answers :)
Hence, my GP is the teen drama show, One Tree Hill.
Most people I tell make fun of me...a lot. So I wanted a no judgement space to share these things. I was too lazy to look for one (a recurring theme?) so I created one. Just in this one post though. Don't be talking about them anywhere else on my blog, or so help me I'll do something (probably) very drastic!
Back to the show...my brother's girlfriend convinced him to start watching it (so she could talk to him about it, I'm guessing) and I started watching a few episodes with him. It just stuck.
After that I was almost obsessed. I started borrowing all the seasons from her and was all caught up through season 6. But I couldn't watch season 7 on TV since it had already started. Long story short, I fell behind and forgot about it for a while. But then I relapsed. Now I have seasons 1-4 myself and I am in the process of getting the rest.
I am not as obsessed with it as I used to be, I rarely re-watch an entire season. It's usually just my favorite episodes from each one.
I can't stop! The show is just so good!
That is the part that no one understands. And it starts out slow and gets very frustrating at times, but it's so worth it. No matter how many times I try to explain it, no one tries to understand.
It is quite upsetting. Well, it was for a while, but I got over it.
This was not easy for me...spilling those secrets...but I feel...cleansed no different.
If that got a bit deep or like full of intense feelings...my bad. I was not going for that at all.
I want this to still be fun....so you know what that means!!!!
.......You don't?
Well, it means small amounts of slight teasing will be allowed. Take it hard if you want because I mean every word I say! :)
Hahahahahaha well that is all I have to say. The rest is up to you - The Cooler Jacobs. Share with me your guilty pleasure(s) in the comments.
Post again within a week. :)
On to the next!
Guilty Pleasures. We all have them - they're those things you do or habits you have that don't make sense to anyone. Sometimes not even yourself. But for some inexplicable reason, you enjoy it...so you can't stop.
They are nothing to be ashamed about....okay, they're usually embarrassing, but who cares. They are called guilty pleasures for a REASON! haha
Anyways...what I'm trying to say in a very roundabout way so I write more in this post, is that this is a safe place. You are all free to talk about your GPs without fear of judgement. Okay, I'll judge you a lot, but I won't actually SAY anything mean! So still feel free to vent and rant and talk openly about any of your GPs. Unless they're totally not appropriate for the internet... JK! But seriously...nothing freaky.
I'll start I suppose. My guilty pleasure is a TV show. A very cliche and overly dramatic TV show - One Tree Hill to be exact. I'm not sure if you're supposed to do something to television titles or not. Let me check OWL@Purdue quick! **time elapses - like 5 minutes**
Okay, I was too lazy to check OWL, so I did the next best thing - Yahoo Answers :)
Hence, my GP is the teen drama show, One Tree Hill.
Most people I tell make fun of me...a lot. So I wanted a no judgement space to share these things. I was too lazy to look for one (a recurring theme?) so I created one. Just in this one post though. Don't be talking about them anywhere else on my blog, or so help me I'll do something (probably) very drastic!
Back to the show...my brother's girlfriend convinced him to start watching it (so she could talk to him about it, I'm guessing) and I started watching a few episodes with him. It just stuck.
After that I was almost obsessed. I started borrowing all the seasons from her and was all caught up through season 6. But I couldn't watch season 7 on TV since it had already started. Long story short, I fell behind and forgot about it for a while. But then I relapsed. Now I have seasons 1-4 myself and I am in the process of getting the rest.
I am not as obsessed with it as I used to be, I rarely re-watch an entire season. It's usually just my favorite episodes from each one.
I can't stop! The show is just so good!
That is the part that no one understands. And it starts out slow and gets very frustrating at times, but it's so worth it. No matter how many times I try to explain it, no one tries to understand.
It is quite upsetting. Well, it was for a while, but I got over it.
This was not easy for me...spilling those secrets...but I feel...
If that got a bit deep or like full of intense feelings...my bad. I was not going for that at all.
I want this to still be fun....so you know what that means!!!!
.......You don't?
Well, it means small amounts of slight teasing will be allowed. Take it hard if you want because I mean every word I say! :)
Hahahahahaha well that is all I have to say. The rest is up to you - The Cooler Jacobs. Share with me your guilty pleasure(s) in the comments.
Post again within a week. :)
Sunday, July 1, 2012
Incest, Vampires, and Demons...What's Not to Love?
If you didn't know this already....I love to read.
Books are freaking awesome. And I have a few book series' that I nearly worship. Two of them are written by this kick ass author named Cassandra Clare. She is my idol. I want to write books that are as captivating as hers.
Anywho...one of her series of books is called The Mortal Instruments series. It includes 5/will include 6 books. Trust me, they are amazing. Even if the base story line is too....odd for you, you will love Jace. He is the male lead in the series and he is super gorgeous. You cannot NOT love Jace...even though he can be very frustrating at times. :P
The books are set in modern times and are about the main character, Clary, and her journey to find herself. She and her best friend, Simon, are at the Pandemonium Club when they meet the people who will inevitably change their lives.
The premise in these books is that there is a group of extraordinary people, known as Shadowhunters, that protect the normal humans (mundanes) from demons. Mundanes can't see any of this going on because of glamours. They act to shield and further protect the mundanes from a world they would not accept or understand. Among the Shadowhunters, there are fairies, warlocks, vampires, and werewolves. Just about all of those things we believed in as kids, but were told, and eventually convinced, never existed.
AAAANYWHOOO...Clary, for some reason, can see these things (unlike a regular mundane) and she finds herself abruptly thrown into the Shadowhunter world (Simon along with her), where she finds out that she is a Shadowhunter herself.
I'd love to say more, but just in case some random person who hasn't read the series stumbles upon my blog, I don't want to give too much away. If that tidbit of information kindled some intrigue, feel free to check out the series. I'm sure you'll love it.
In another post, I think I'll just discuss the wonderousness of he who is Jace. That post will hopefully be up soon. :)
Love to my reader and another post yet again within a week. <3
Books are freaking awesome. And I have a few book series' that I nearly worship. Two of them are written by this kick ass author named Cassandra Clare. She is my idol. I want to write books that are as captivating as hers.
Anywho...one of her series of books is called The Mortal Instruments series. It includes 5/will include 6 books. Trust me, they are amazing. Even if the base story line is too....odd for you, you will love Jace. He is the male lead in the series and he is super gorgeous. You cannot NOT love Jace...even though he can be very frustrating at times. :P
The books are set in modern times and are about the main character, Clary, and her journey to find herself. She and her best friend, Simon, are at the Pandemonium Club when they meet the people who will inevitably change their lives.
The premise in these books is that there is a group of extraordinary people, known as Shadowhunters, that protect the normal humans (mundanes) from demons. Mundanes can't see any of this going on because of glamours. They act to shield and further protect the mundanes from a world they would not accept or understand. Among the Shadowhunters, there are fairies, warlocks, vampires, and werewolves. Just about all of those things we believed in as kids, but were told, and eventually convinced, never existed.
AAAANYWHOOO...Clary, for some reason, can see these things (unlike a regular mundane) and she finds herself abruptly thrown into the Shadowhunter world (Simon along with her), where she finds out that she is a Shadowhunter herself.
I'd love to say more, but just in case some random person who hasn't read the series stumbles upon my blog, I don't want to give too much away. If that tidbit of information kindled some intrigue, feel free to check out the series. I'm sure you'll love it.
In another post, I think I'll just discuss the wonderousness of he who is Jace. That post will hopefully be up soon. :)
Love to my reader and another post yet again within a week. <3
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