Wednesday, October 26, 2011

It's All About AVPM!!

Youtube is such a glorious place where so many wondrous things are discovered. There's the Hunter videos, Dramatic Reading of a Break Up Letter, all Eminem music videos, and of course AVPM!!!
For those of you not cool enough to understand acronyms, AVPM stands for A Very Potter Musical, and it is the the best thing ever! AVPM is a fan-made musical that is also a revised and summarized plot of all the Harry Potter books. Now to explain why "It's All About AVPM!!" there are several things I must cover, ordered from least awesome to most awesome (but even the least awesome is AWESOME).

10. The Horcrux Finding Amulet - there is an amulet that detects the presence of horcruxes and apparently speaks to you and tells you where they are. :P
9. Malfoy is played by a girl - it's a short chick, and she wears a blond wig that is constantly adjusted throughout the play (which is played off as Malfoy calming himself). And her accent is hilarious.
8. Everyone has a Zefron obsession - there is literally a poster of Zac Efron in Dumbledore's office. Also, Dumbledore is wearing a High School Musical shirt for the entire play.
7. Dumbledore is kind of a jackass - he is consistently mean to Hermione and Malfoy. Insulting them at almost random points
6. Cho Chang is white - pretty self explanatory...but she also has a (terribly fake) southern accent.
5. Malfoy rolls on the floor A LOT - at entrances, when moving across the stage, and when talking to people.
4. Ron is ALWAYS eating - at one point he even has a giant Hershey's bar.
Jealous! I WANT A GIANT HERSHEY'S BAR!!!!
3. Darren Criss - just awesome. End of story right there.
2. Voldy and Quirrell - ah, what a pair! So adorable!!!! :)
1. VOLDY!!!! - he is the most adorable, misunderstood, funny guy who just needed to be loved. :):):):):):):):) [plus the actor - Joe Walker - is SUPER hot :)]

I would love to say more, but I've given away too much already... I know it sounds crazy right now...but I promise that it is fabulous! It's funny, witty, and there is excessive swearing - which I always love.
I hope I have convinced you to make the best and most important decision of your life - to watch AVPM.

By the way there is also a A Very Potter Sequel! And they are probably making a threequel!  LOVE!! :D

6 comments:

  1. First, thank you for taking my advice :) Second, this was a bomb summary. LOVED the top ten, and of course Voldy is Number One! But you forgot to mention Pigfarts! It's on Mars!

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  2. That comment was anonymous... I don't know why. It's from me!

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  3. OMG I can't believe I actually forgot Pigfarts! I'm so sorry. And yes of course Volday was number one! :)
    Duh it's from you! You're the only one who understood what the heck I was writing about! :P

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  4. Naturally, naturally. We need to change that, though.

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  5. Yes we do! I'll take Beatrice, since she practically lives at my house on weekends. And you can take either Kasey or Amanda personally, preferrably whoever you see more. And then we can share the other one.
    If you took this out of context, it would sound terrible!! :P

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  6. Ha! It would. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SHOWING THEM AVPM! NOTHING DIRTY!

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