When You Wish Upon a Star, Disney Movies are Best By Far

First, let me apologize for the extreme laziness on my part that has kept me from posting. Not that anyone cares, or reads this, but I like to imagine I have readers. So deal with it.

Disney is the name of the game. And not just any old crap (the newer stuff is lagging...admit it), the classics - the animated classics. The good old days when I was a kid and there was no Twilight plaguing the world. One of my favorites (then and now) is Mulan. Other good ones I like/liked are Beauty and the Beast, The Lion King, Cinderella, Pocahontas, Toy Story, Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, Bambi, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Cars, and...who remembers The Brave Little Toaster?? :) I know I do. I think I'll highlight the best parts of each. This should be boring fun!

Mulan
Hands down, one of the BEST parts of this movie is Mushu. He has so many quotable lines! "That's it! Dishonor on your whole family! Dishonor on YOU, dishonor on your COW..."  And who can forget... "I ain't bitin' no more butts" And one of my absolute faves... "Who am I? Who am I?! I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the INDESTRUCTIBLE Mushu."  Other than that wonderful lizard dragon, awesome parts include the kick ass songs/singing and the men dressing in drag. Ahhh, Disney was so....diverse ;) hahahahaha

Beauty and the Beast
Again, singing - awesome. Creepy and yet beautiful love story. Talking teapots, candlesticks, clocks, furniture...what's not to love? :)

The Lion King
B-A story line. Still singing. Timon and Pumbaa are just bringing it home for this one. Am I right? Especially with Lion King 1 1/2. Freaking fabulous!

Cinderella
Singing mice. Ugly women - still with that diversity Disney, way to go! ;) Evil bitch-whores. And let me just ask...since when is an onion better than a pumpkin? Pumpkin pie is fricken delicious! And onions just stink (literally). hahaha but seriously. Good movie. From it were born all the cliches.

Pocahontas
This was never a huge favorite of mine, but I can definitely say I liked the relationship between the pug and the coon. Sometimes, the silent ones bring the best stuff to the party. lol

Toy Story
Buzz Lightyear and Woody the Sheriff. I was psyched when I saw this movie! I thought for a while that my toys actually talked when I wasn't around. After a while though, that thought became creepy and I just appreciated the hidden innuendo filled humor. ;)

Aladdin
Four words: Robin Williams as Genie. Priceless :)

The Little Mermaid
Yet more fantastic songs. Disney songs are just amazing. Human/half woman, half fish action. Innuendos galore - Ursula. Loved.

Bambi
Okay, classic movie and all. And I get why kids love it - it has furry animals and they are happy. But the story itself is fucked up. That is all I have to say.

Finding Nemo
Dori!!!!!! "I'm a natural blue." "Just keep swimming!" "I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy." "Es-cape! Oh that's funny it's spelled just like escape." Dori is just fucking awesome! Nemo is also really cute and for some reason animated animals are always adorable. And that was a lot of alliteration.

The Incredibles
Superheros. DONE!

Cars
Mater. :) nuff said

The Brave Little Toaster
Okay, I have the one where they go to Mars... I absotively posilutely love this movie!!! Kitchen appliances going on adventures. WTF? But it works. It really does. Love, love, love. :D

So that about wraps it up. So many Disney movies so little time... I would have loved to talk about them all, but I can only allow myself to be boring for so long. Oh and btw, The Cooler Jacobs did come up with this title...I have to give her credit. It's pretty sweet.

Promise to post again soon. I actually have ideas!!! See ya :)