Our "Civic Duty"

Yeah, it's been over a month. I know. And I know I say stuff like this at the beginning of all my posts, so  it's probably quite annoying to read it every time. You know I sporadically post, therefore, henceforth I shall just 'get-the-fuck down to it' in each future post. Love to reader(s).

As you might guess by the title, it is about that day that comes up once every 4 years in November...voting. And not just any voting, mind you, Presidential voting. I'm sure you're afraid this post will be super political and boring, but I'm going to try to NOT make that happen. If that means making fun of Obama's large ears once or twice, so be it. Caricaturists do it all the time.

The two candidates this year are Barack Obama (D), the incumbent, and Mitt Romney (R), the asshole. Oops! Did I really just type that? My bad. Let me cross it out... Now he is the nothing candidate, he has no catchphrase. Therefore, I'm sorry Mitt, you can never be a superhero.

Now, I know my high school social study teachers (one in particular...I won't name names, cause he might come across this somehow...) will be very disappointed in me if they ever hear of this, but I seriously couldn't tell you the difference between a democrat and republican point of view. There's something about liberal and conservative....and then that's all I've got. It's like trying to understand Arabic for me. All I see when people talk politics is squiggly lines and all I hear is people trying to hawk lougies (clear phlegm). I am truly sorry if I completely fucked up the spelling of that way too common phrase.

A few people I know are not happy with this year's election at all. So much so that they may not vote. Or just go in shit-faced and see what happens. Wait....not everyone does that? Oh shit, I should never have smoked that much weed and watched the debate....
Haha but seriously, I'm sure more than just those couple people are thinking that way. Not a lot of people like what Obama did in his 4 years, but they think Romney will just spend all his time trying to erase what Obama DID accomplish.
On the plus side though, if Obama does lose, he can hide the shame on his face with his ears. (Joke #1)

While I'm currently still undecided, I doubt I would tell you who I was voting for even if I knew. I don't  like to know people's political opinions because I either feel like they're forcing you to agree or they just want everyone to know. Narcissistic pricks. lol
Still, I don't want to influence your decision in any way.

I can't believe it...I'm running out of material.... Well...I'm not sure what else I really wanted to put in here anyway so if you have any questions or anything...just put them in the comments...and normal comments are recommended as well!!

I wish I had one last joke, but gee I just don't. So check out Jimmy Fallon or any other late night TV host for the best ever political jokes!!! Especially Jimmy Fallon. He's the best.

Post again whenever!!